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I'm pars3cs and this is my other blog. I advertise for an energy drink company and you should work for me.
Posted on 22nd Apr at 1:19 AM, with 21,545 notes
Posted on 21st Apr at 6:33 PM, with 40,177 notes

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

Posted on 21st Apr at 9:34 AM, with 84,716 notes
goodknightdeer:

my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes

goodknightdeer:

my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes

Posted on 21st Apr at 9:32 AM, with 286 notes

nosdrinker:

cutebeam:

nosdrinker:

I’m really sweet but don’t tell anybody

hey everyone, Steve Nosdrinker is a fucking softie

my name isn’t steve

Posted on 21st Apr at 2:18 AM, with 292,055 notes

denielsharman:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

Posted on 21st Apr at 1:42 AM, with 447,973 notes
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

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